tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-77421851854948675.post7457685825783684279..comments2023-08-27T07:10:30.235-05:00Comments on Odds and Endzones: Clay Matthews. And Cats.Two Young Women. One Obsession.http://www.blogger.com/profile/17137762286804750937noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-77421851854948675.post-5028318797682555622011-10-03T01:34:08.316-05:002011-10-03T01:34:08.316-05:00I NEVER reach for the cat paws. Who does that? Man...I NEVER reach for the cat paws. Who does that? Mangos are awesome. It's a good thing that you left that off your list. <br /><br />I think in another life I was a cat. I sleep pretty much anywhere and often. I'm kind of obese sometimes. I like to have my belly rubbed and purr. Okay maybe not, but I like having my hair petted. Oh yeah, and I am adorable.Baron von Studmuffinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12912985820351625445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-77421851854948675.post-2865436108641956782011-10-02T22:22:30.744-05:002011-10-02T22:22:30.744-05:00OK, I wrote a long comment that did not post. I h...OK, I wrote a long comment that did not post. I hate that.<br /><br /> <br /><br />But you missed the obvious connection between Matthews and cat paws. Look closely at the sacks. Matthews is attacking the QB's paws. I used to think it was to cause a fumble, but now I understand why he is doing this: THEY HATE TO HAVE THEIR PAWS TOUCHED!<br /><br /> <br /><br />What you can't tell from still photos is that he is also speaking to them in a high-pitched, sing-song voice, saying, "You are just the cuddliest little thing! Ooh, sneaky dude! I just love to snuggle you!" and other similar expressions. DRIVES THEM NUTS AND GETS INTO THEIR HEADS.<br /><br /> <br /><br />Jay Cutler just flat out quit in the middle of the NFC Championship game when Clay started telling him he had cute paws and he was going to rush in there and just touch the hell out of them!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-77421851854948675.post-59867838244812500592011-09-28T00:28:14.226-05:002011-09-28T00:28:14.226-05:00Who could resist the opportunity to stoke a cat...Who could resist the opportunity to stoke a cat's paw and say (in a high pitched voice), "Kitty toes!" Even better than that, the paw is directly connected to the cat's leg, and although most cats can dance like Kelps, everyone loves it when a cat does the stanky leg. And the pads have such an exquisite texture! I wouldn't trade a single kitty paw for all of the breast milk in the world!<br />And Clay is eerily calm-looking as he destroys unsuspecting opponents. Cool, but mildly offsetting. I love it!Mr. Silerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01864218362933430502noreply@blogger.com